Chiropractic Christmas 2025

T’was the day before Christmas,

but there was no cheer.

No jingle bells jingled, no sound of reindeer.

The word had got out that Santa was sick.

There’d be no friendly visit from jolly St. Nick.

The people were sad; no gaiety sounded.

For Christmas had come, 

but Santa was grounded.

He walked down the street,

but what should he see

On a sign on the road was printed, PHC Chiropractic

Now Santa was not one to like a new tactic,

But all else had failed, so he’d try Chiropractic.

He entered the office and saw at a glance

In place such as this illness hasn’t a chance.

For all were smiling; the music was snappy.

With all the patients contented and happy.

In a very short time, to judge by the clock.

He was in the adjusting room, talking to the Docs.

"It must be the hurry, the tension and all.

I simply can’t seem to get on the ball.

Life used to be easy, just toys and whistles.

Now I have to dodge astronauts, space debris and missiles."

"And Doc, take a look at the size of this pack!"

"Have you any idea what it does to my back?"

Poor Santa was miserable, just barely able

Without the help of Drs. Neda, Andrea and Joel to get on the table 

They were gentle.  Without fuss or tussle

They examined the vertebrae and relaxed the muscle.

They spotted the trouble, and then with a click,

Started aligning the ailing St. Nick.

Immediately Santa felt aches and pains slipping away.

In no time his back and hips began to sway.

The air was a tingle with a new fallen snow,

And a healthy Kris Kringle was rarin’ to go.

As he went out the door, he threw all a kiss

Why, it has been centuries since he’d felt as good as this!

His heart overflowing with true Christmas joy,

From Drs. Neda, Andrea, Joel, Amanda and Emily

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND TO ALL A GREAT NEW YEAR